i'm engaged!

this pack of fire sauce from DTK (down town kent) taco bell asked me to marry it (him? her?).  i said yes.

aislinn said that we would have 'such beautiful children'.  to which i replied 'they'd be hot!'.  

see, it's funny.  they would be hot because it's fire sauce.

also, i was really sad because 'i love money' ended and i thought there was nothing worth living for on sundays, however, rock of love charm school started and my sundays were saved.  solid.

wait.......what?

this has got to be the weirdest thing i have ever seen.  i'm so confused.

thanks, www.killedforless.com 

Overheard on the bus: if me and you had been together, in the summer, i wouldn't have put myself in that situation....to be in jail.

another im conversation between aislinn and i

i just got back from walking to seattle center to sit at the fountain and read my US weekly. here is the conversation that ensued upon my return.

dana=me
receptionist=aislinn


Dana R. Larkin says:
back!

Receptionist says:
How was it?

Dana R. Larkin says:
oh man, the fountain was on and there were kids standing over the holes where the water shoots up and it made me feel icky.

Receptionist says:
hahaha

Receptionist says:
Icky like a pedophile, or icky like thinking about what that would feel like?

Dana R. Larkin says:
yes.

Receptionist says:
hahaha

ta-da!

an average IM conversation between aislinn and i.

dana=me
receptionist=aislinn.

enjoy:


Receptionist says:
Haha, maybe you should consider doing some medical studies for cash.

Dana R. Larkin says:
that's a great idea.

Dana R. Larkin says:
except not at all.

Receptionist says:
The worst that could happen is death!

Dana R. Larkin says:
i could get herpes, so i could participate in all those studies.

Dana R. Larkin says:
i wish i had desirable genes. then i could get into egg donation.

Dana R. Larkin says:
they pay bank yo!

Receptionist says:
hahaha

Receptionist says:
I think you can only donate eggs once.

Dana R. Larkin says:
still, its a butt load of money.

Receptionist says:
Also, that's the best reason to get herpes I've ever heard.

Dana R. Larkin says:
i know!

Dana R. Larkin says:
excuse me, do you have herpes? No?, no thanks, move along.

Receptionist says:
You could post at ad on Craigslist.

Dana R. Larkin says:
i could.

Dana R. Larkin says:
however, i'm not going to.

Receptionist says:
Herpes Carriers ONLY - I need your precious virus to make cold, hard cash. Please be good in bed, beard-free, and provide your own transportation.

Dana R. Larkin says:
hahahaha.

Dana R. Larkin says:
perfect. post it.

Receptionist says:
No way. I like emails from strangers, but even I don't want to wade through the responses to that one.

Dana R. Larkin says:
true dat.

Dana R. Larkin says:
i'm blogging our conversation above. it's too good.

Receptionist says:
hahaha

ta-da!

want to play a fun game??

(cue match game '76 theme music.....now!)

which of the following DIDN'T i do while vacationing in the carolinas:

A. it
B. smoked pot
C. anal
D. blow
E. dana, you skank whore, you did all of those things
F. dana, you're a saint who would do none of those things
G. A. and D.
H. C. and D.

survey says?