another im conversation between aislinn and i

i just got back from walking to seattle center to sit at the fountain and read my US weekly. here is the conversation that ensued upon my return.

dana=me
receptionist=aislinn


Dana R. Larkin says:
back!

Receptionist says:
How was it?

Dana R. Larkin says:
oh man, the fountain was on and there were kids standing over the holes where the water shoots up and it made me feel icky.

Receptionist says:
hahaha

Receptionist says:
Icky like a pedophile, or icky like thinking about what that would feel like?

Dana R. Larkin says:
yes.

Receptionist says:
hahaha

ta-da!

an average IM conversation between aislinn and i.

dana=me
receptionist=aislinn.

enjoy:


Receptionist says:
Haha, maybe you should consider doing some medical studies for cash.

Dana R. Larkin says:
that's a great idea.

Dana R. Larkin says:
except not at all.

Receptionist says:
The worst that could happen is death!

Dana R. Larkin says:
i could get herpes, so i could participate in all those studies.

Dana R. Larkin says:
i wish i had desirable genes. then i could get into egg donation.

Dana R. Larkin says:
they pay bank yo!

Receptionist says:
hahaha

Receptionist says:
I think you can only donate eggs once.

Dana R. Larkin says:
still, its a butt load of money.

Receptionist says:
Also, that's the best reason to get herpes I've ever heard.

Dana R. Larkin says:
i know!

Dana R. Larkin says:
excuse me, do you have herpes? No?, no thanks, move along.

Receptionist says:
You could post at ad on Craigslist.

Dana R. Larkin says:
i could.

Dana R. Larkin says:
however, i'm not going to.

Receptionist says:
Herpes Carriers ONLY - I need your precious virus to make cold, hard cash. Please be good in bed, beard-free, and provide your own transportation.

Dana R. Larkin says:
hahahaha.

Dana R. Larkin says:
perfect. post it.

Receptionist says:
No way. I like emails from strangers, but even I don't want to wade through the responses to that one.

Dana R. Larkin says:
true dat.

Dana R. Larkin says:
i'm blogging our conversation above. it's too good.

Receptionist says:
hahaha

ta-da!