Dana R. Larkin says:
dude. remember that guy i told you about that wouldn't stop calling me?
Dana R. Larkin says:
he just called me again. and he called over the weekend, too.
Dana R. Larkin says:
get the fucking hint. i never answer. and the last time i did, i fucking hung up on him.
Dana R. Larkin says:
like, i could understand if we hung out and he knew me and all. but he met me for all of 5 minutes. LEAVE ME ALONE.
Receptionist says:
How did you meet him, again?
Dana R. Larkin says:
at the bus stop, haha
Dana R. Larkin says:
when it was all snowy and shit.
Dana R. Larkin says:
i was drunk and therefore overly friendly
Receptionist says:
riiiiight
Receptionist says:
haha
Dana R. Larkin says:
dude. seriously. stop calling me.
Dana R. Larkin says:
i don't get it.
Receptionist says:
Yeah, that was a long time ago.
Receptionist says:
Maybe he's, um, slow.
Dana R. Larkin says:
i mean. I HUNG UP ON HIM!
Dana R. Larkin says:
i never answer when he calls.
Receptionist says:
hahaha
Receptionist says:
Did you talk at all before you hung up?
Dana R. Larkin says:
enough to sound supremely perturbed.
Receptionist says:
What did you say?
Dana R. Larkin says:
specifically? something along the lines of being sleeping.
Dana R. Larkin says:
i'm not going to answer and tell him to stop calling me.
Dana R. Larkin says:
you would think someone would get the hint by now.
Dana R. Larkin says:
and it's not like it's an issue of him calling all the time. it's just once or twice a week.
Receptionist says:
Does he leave messages?
Dana R. Larkin says:
no. this is the first time that he left a 'message' aka, paged me.
Dana R. Larkin says:
for lack of a better term.
Receptionist says:
But just with his number, he didn't say anything?
Dana R. Larkin says:
after the beep you can just put your number in, then my phone sends me a text message saying 'please call ###-###-####'
Receptionist says:
ah
Receptionist says:
haha
Receptionist says:
So weird.
Dana R. Larkin says:
i'm not going to call you.
Dana R. Larkin says:
ever.
Receptionist says:
You should text-to-call him, and have the computer tell him that.
Dana R. Larkin says:
hahahahahaha
Dana R. Larkin says:
it wouldnt' work.
Receptionist says:
laaaame
Dana R. Larkin says:
he calls from a cell phone.
Dana R. Larkin says:
i can only do it to land lines
(this is in reference to the fact that i can send text messages to landlines and a computer voice reads the text over the phone)
Receptionist says:
Man. You need to find a boy with a landline to reject, because that would be amazing.
Dana R. Larkin says:
i just hope the next time he calls i'm around a boy so i can have them answer the phone and pretend to be my boyfriend.
Dana R. Larkin says:
and yes, i do.
Dana R. Larkin says:
that would be awesome.
Receptionist says:
hahaha
Receptionist says:
You should put an ad on craigslist saying you like guys who are stable enough to have a landline, and then make him buy you dinner, and THEN blow him off with the computer voice.
Dana R. Larkin says:
hahaha, yeah i should.
Dana R. Larkin says:
MUST HAVE LANDLINE
Receptionist says:
exactly.
twenty minutes later..........
Dana R. Larkin says:
dude.
Dana R. Larkin says:
he called again.
Dana R. Larkin says:
and left a message.
Receptionist says:
What does it say?
Dana R. Larkin says:
to call him.
Dana R. Larkin says:
i'm not going to.
Receptionist says:
haha
Receptionist says:
What does he sound like? How old is he?
Dana R. Larkin says:
he sounds like a black person. he's probs mid late 20s.
Receptionist says:
hahahahaha
Dana R. Larkin says:
shut up
Receptionist says:
You should tell him you're too afraid to go black, in case you never go back.
Dana R. Larkin says:
hahaha
Dana R. Larkin says:
no.
Dana R. Larkin says:
i'm not calling him.
Receptionist says:
Oh man, if only the computer could say that.
Dana R. Larkin says:
it's funny. his message sounded kind of urgent. but, like, what does a person that doesn't know have to tell me that's fucking urgent?
Receptionist says:
Maybe he's dying, and he wants to leave you his stamp collection.
Dana R. Larkin says:
black people don't collect stamps.
Receptionist says:
hahaha
Dana R. Larkin says:
and i don't want it.
Receptionist says:
Maybe he just urgently wants to put it in your butt.
Dana R. Larkin says:
that's probably it.
Dana R. Larkin says:
i think i need to blog this.
Receptionist says:
You can take out the boring parts about me getting a landline.
Dana R. Larkin says:
right, i will
Dana R. Larkin says:
more to the racial profiling and butt sex
Receptionist says:
Well, that's what the audience likes.
that is what the audience likes. you're welcome.
xoxo
dana
