period medicine is officially stupid.

receptionist = aislinn.


Receptionist says:
So, at the store I bought Pamprin, which is one of the stupidest product names I've ever heard. I've never bought "period medicine" before, but it hurt really bad and I figured I'd try it. Either it's not working, or if I hadn't taken it I'd be balled up on the floor screaming because it still hurts way more than is acceptable.

Dana R. Larkin says:
i've heard that midol is preferred to pamprin.

Dana R. Larkin says:
i know midol is the best hangover drug.

Dana R. Larkin says:
i've never taken either for lady problems.

Receptionist says:
That's what Monique says! It makes sense. Unfortunately, Safeway only had Midol varieties that were gelcaps, which are made with gelatin. Pamprin was the only non-gelatin choice.

Dana R. Larkin says:
ahhhh.

Dana R. Larkin says:
i don't know what to tell you. honestly, i don't know why either one is any better than advil.

Receptionist says:
Midol also has caffeine, which is another reason it's good for hangovers, but means I couldn't really take it after 4.

Dana R. Larkin says:
right.

Receptionist says:
Yeah, I think your right. Period medicine is officially stupid.

Dana R. Larkin says:
duly noted.

Receptionist says:
err, you're.

Dana R. Larkin says:
p.s. blogging this.

Receptionist says:
hahahaha

Receptionist says:
I wish periods were more like Tampax commercials. I'd rather be horseback riding.

Dana R. Larkin says:
or kick boxing.

THE END.

i'm engaged!

this pack of fire sauce from DTK (down town kent) taco bell asked me to marry it (him? her?).  i said yes.

aislinn said that we would have 'such beautiful children'.  to which i replied 'they'd be hot!'.  

see, it's funny.  they would be hot because it's fire sauce.

also, i was really sad because 'i love money' ended and i thought there was nothing worth living for on sundays, however, rock of love charm school started and my sundays were saved.  solid.

wait.......what?

this has got to be the weirdest thing i have ever seen.  i'm so confused.

thanks, www.killedforless.com 

Overheard on the bus: if me and you had been together, in the summer, i wouldn't have put myself in that situation....to be in jail.

another im conversation between aislinn and i

i just got back from walking to seattle center to sit at the fountain and read my US weekly. here is the conversation that ensued upon my return.

dana=me
receptionist=aislinn


Dana R. Larkin says:
back!

Receptionist says:
How was it?

Dana R. Larkin says:
oh man, the fountain was on and there were kids standing over the holes where the water shoots up and it made me feel icky.

Receptionist says:
hahaha

Receptionist says:
Icky like a pedophile, or icky like thinking about what that would feel like?

Dana R. Larkin says:
yes.

Receptionist says:
hahaha

ta-da!

an average IM conversation between aislinn and i.

dana=me
receptionist=aislinn.

enjoy:


Receptionist says:
Haha, maybe you should consider doing some medical studies for cash.

Dana R. Larkin says:
that's a great idea.

Dana R. Larkin says:
except not at all.

Receptionist says:
The worst that could happen is death!

Dana R. Larkin says:
i could get herpes, so i could participate in all those studies.

Dana R. Larkin says:
i wish i had desirable genes. then i could get into egg donation.

Dana R. Larkin says:
they pay bank yo!

Receptionist says:
hahaha

Receptionist says:
I think you can only donate eggs once.

Dana R. Larkin says:
still, its a butt load of money.

Receptionist says:
Also, that's the best reason to get herpes I've ever heard.

Dana R. Larkin says:
i know!

Dana R. Larkin says:
excuse me, do you have herpes? No?, no thanks, move along.

Receptionist says:
You could post at ad on Craigslist.

Dana R. Larkin says:
i could.

Dana R. Larkin says:
however, i'm not going to.

Receptionist says:
Herpes Carriers ONLY - I need your precious virus to make cold, hard cash. Please be good in bed, beard-free, and provide your own transportation.

Dana R. Larkin says:
hahahaha.

Dana R. Larkin says:
perfect. post it.

Receptionist says:
No way. I like emails from strangers, but even I don't want to wade through the responses to that one.

Dana R. Larkin says:
true dat.

Dana R. Larkin says:
i'm blogging our conversation above. it's too good.

Receptionist says:
hahaha

ta-da!

want to play a fun game??

(cue match game '76 theme music.....now!)

which of the following DIDN'T i do while vacationing in the carolinas:

A. it
B. smoked pot
C. anal
D. blow
E. dana, you skank whore, you did all of those things
F. dana, you're a saint who would do none of those things
G. A. and D.
H. C. and D.

survey says?